~16~

[skycrane]

[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]

Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~

Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it  and get together~! 

And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!

[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]

What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!

While you were sleeeeeping~!

Oh damnit....

[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]

Comments

Isshin has never been gladder that his zanpakutou spirit does not have fingers!

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Whoa! This is really getting out of hand!

[Filtered to Isshin]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

She's my zanpakutou, so of course she's a bitch!

[Pause.]

She wants to know how "The Fiery Wings of Genesis" is doing? The hell?

[Filtered to Kuukaku]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

You probably shouldn't say that when she can hear you! She might bite!

The ... fiery wings of...? Huh?

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

She doesn't bite, she does this.

[Hope you werent listening too close, cause the next sound from the speaker is a booming, crashing noise like thunder going off next to your ear.]

I think she's talking about your zanpakutou.




Mun is going to bed finally, will pick up tag in a few hours

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Well, that sounds... eh, pleasant!

Oh! Oh.

[Speaking loudly, so that the zanpakutou spirit can hear] IT IS DOING VERY WELL, THANK YOU. A LITTLE MORE SNAPPY THAN USUAL BUT IT IS TO BE EXPECTED. IT HAS NEVER BEEN A VERY FRIENDLY SORT OF THING.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

[The sultry voice can be heard responding over Kuukaku's shoulder]

Thats lovely to hear, Nobuu-kun~! Send Fushichou-chan my love~"

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

I'd love to tell it that, but it is not here right now! Why don't you go join it and tell it yourself! I think you're freaking Kuukaku out.

(lol gender fail)

[Private to Kuukaku]

[fighting-boy.livejournal.com]

Out of the sheath for a few days and your sword-spirit's already organising a liberation front, huh?

...I mean, that was her, right? Or did you do something really weird to your vocal chords since the last time we spoke?

Re: [Private to Kuukaku]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

[Sound of a face slapping a palm]

Yeah, thats her. Incorrigible, isn't she?

I don't think its a "liberation front" as much as a keg party she wants. But then again, my sword. No surprise.

[Private][voice--don't ask how he speaks in parentheses. XD]

[fighting-boy.livejournal.com]

[a brief snort of laughter]

Zangetsu and I are back in Soul Society for a bit, but I'm not sure how social he's feeling.

Ah, you haven't... had any problems with releasing shikai, have you? (Come to think of it, I don't even know if you have bankai.) Zangetsu says it's like he feels disconnected, and when I tried to release bankai today... It worked, but it hasn't been that hard since the first time I did it. That's not normal, is it?

Re: [Private to Cousin]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I haven't tried to be honest. Been keeping her in the house as much as possible. (Not, I don't have bankai) But Hakyoku says that there's a ton of "interference" in the air.

She's so cruel, Ichigo-kuuuuun! Keeping me trapped inside this dingy place. I'm just like a princess in one of those stories, being held by a jealous witch~

You nearly incited a riot the other night!

Ohh pssh! Ichigo-kun, I want to meet you and Zangetsu-kun!

Ohgodgetoffmeyoureheavy!

[Private to Cousin][Voice]

[fighting-boy.livejournal.com]

Shit, so it wasn't just me. Would've been too good for it to be isolated. Maybe you oughta try, assuming she settles down a little?

Ah, I can ask if Zangetsu wants to drop by? He's sittin' on the training hall roof feeling blue--I think the crowds kinda bother him, to be honest.

Re: [Private to Cousin][Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Sure thing, you know I moved the house again, right?

[Private to Cousin][Voice]

[fighting-boy.livejournal.com]

Twenty-Seventh District, still with the flower pots out front. By a lake. That sounds good, actually, it's probably a shorter trip, too.

I'll try and be by before we go back to the living world. Hope Hakyoku doesn't paint the town too red in the meantime.

[bananafillter]

[shady-shopkeep.livejournal.com]

Ohh, Hakyoku-san~ How lovely to see you again; you haven't aged a day. Benihime sends her love~ (And a shoe. No, I am not turning the aircon down any further, it's frigid in here as it is and don't you know how high the electric bill is going to be??)

Re: [bananafillter]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Kisuke-kun! How delightful to hear a familiar voice! Tell Beni-chan that I accept her love and send my own~!


Hey, Kisuke, this happening to you too?

[bananafillter]

[shady-shopkeep.livejournal.com]

It is indee--oomph!

'Hi~ Hakyokkichi~ I've missed you! Where've you been? I'm DYING for a little interesting company--'

Benihime get off my head--

'Won't you come visit? Kisuke has this lovely box in the wall that makes cold air and it's just delightful in this heat.'

Benihi--

*click*

Re: [bananafillter]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Beni-chan~! I've been stuck inside my blade because my mistress got her arm blown off. Its been depressing~

I've heard of those boxes as well! Maybe I will come visit and we can catch up on old times! Lets goooo, Kuu-chan!

I can't just whip up a senkaimon out of thin air!

You never know till you've tried~!

Ugh.

[sakura-kaze.livejournal.com]

Now there are two beautiful voices that I have not heard from in quite some time~!

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Huh--Holy shit, is that you, Kyoraku-san?

Shuuuuunsui-kun~~! What a pleasure it is to hear your voice again! How is dear Kyokotsu-chan doing?

[sakura-kaze.livejournal.com]

Kuukaku-chan~! How I miss your beautiful face... and you're one of the two women I know who can keep up with me when it comes to drinking. I do believe another night is in order?

Kyoukotsu would speak to you if he wasn't so drunk.... or if he wasn't passed out on the couch. At least he stopped harassing my dear lieutenant.

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

[The laugh over the communicator is enthusiastic and happy]

Only two, huh? You've gotten better, then! And a night of drinking with you? Hell yes, you know more bawdy drinking songs than anyone in Seireitei!

Tch, tch. Just like him, isn't it? Always a love for the pretty ladies~ Like shinigami, like zanpakutou, yes?

[sakura-kaze.livejournal.com]

Yes, only two~! You and the current division of the 10th Division. Dangerous, beautiful, and you both can hold your alcohol. Now that would be a wonderful night...

[Pause for a second because his dirty mind began to wander]

Ah, yes, anyway....

The only difference between my dear zanpakutou and I is that I actually have had luck with women!

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

[The laugh of the zanpakutou is like distant, rippling thunder]

Poor Kyokotsu-kun~ He tries, doesn't he?

Why limit it to just us, then? I met a few people at the party, wouldn't meeting them proper!

[sakura-kaze.livejournal.com]

He tries, but I am still the master in that!

[He laughs for a second, then calms it down]

OfcourseIamveryloyaltomywomannow.... Yeskuukaku-chan,iaminarelationship.

[Clears his throat]

Hmmmm~ A party... perhaps a small gathering wouldn't be bad....