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skycrane[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]
Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it and get together~!
And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!
[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]
What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!
While you were sleeeeeping~!
Oh damnit....
[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]
Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it and get together~!
And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!
[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]
What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!
While you were sleeeeeping~!
Oh damnit....
[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]
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Isshin has never been gladder that his zanpakutou spirit does not have fingers!
Date: 2009-07-30 11:13 am (UTC)[Filtered to Isshin]
Date: 2009-07-30 11:16 am (UTC)[Pause.]
She wants to know how "The Fiery Wings of Genesis" is doing? The hell?
[Filtered to Kuukaku]
Date: 2009-07-30 11:23 am (UTC)The ... fiery wings of...? Huh?
Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku]
Date: 2009-07-30 11:25 am (UTC)[Hope you werent listening too close, cause the next sound from the speaker is a booming, crashing noise like thunder going off next to your ear.]
I think she's talking about your zanpakutou.
Mun is going to bed finally, will pick up tag in a few hours
[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 11:27 am (UTC)Oh! Oh.
[Speaking loudly, so that the zanpakutou spirit can hear] IT IS DOING VERY WELL, THANK YOU. A LITTLE MORE SNAPPY THAN USUAL BUT IT IS TO BE EXPECTED. IT HAS NEVER BEEN A VERY FRIENDLY SORT OF THING.
Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 02:56 pm (UTC)Thats lovely to hear, Nobuu-kun~! Send Fushichou-chan my love~"
[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:02 pm (UTC)(lol gender fail)
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From:[Private to Kuukaku]
Date: 2009-07-30 02:24 pm (UTC)...I mean, that was her, right? Or did you do something really weird to your vocal chords since the last time we spoke?
Re: [Private to Kuukaku]
Date: 2009-07-30 02:34 pm (UTC)Yeah, thats her. Incorrigible, isn't she?
I don't think its a "liberation front" as much as a keg party she wants. But then again, my sword. No surprise.
[Private][voice--don't ask how he speaks in parentheses. XD]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:22 pm (UTC)Zangetsu and I are back in Soul Society for a bit, but I'm not sure how social he's feeling.
Ah, you haven't... had any problems with releasing shikai, have you? (Come to think of it, I don't even know if you have bankai.) Zangetsu says it's like he feels disconnected, and when I tried to release bankai today... It worked, but it hasn't been that hard since the first time I did it. That's not normal, is it?
Re: [Private to Cousin]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:31 pm (UTC)She's so cruel, Ichigo-kuuuuun! Keeping me trapped inside this dingy place. I'm just like a princess in one of those stories, being held by a jealous witch~
You nearly incited a riot the other night!
Ohh pssh! Ichigo-kun, I want to meet you and Zangetsu-kun!
Ohgodgetoffmeyoureheavy!
[Private to Cousin][Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:36 pm (UTC)Ah, I can ask if Zangetsu wants to drop by? He's sittin' on the training hall roof feeling blue--I think the crowds kinda bother him, to be honest.
Re: [Private to Cousin][Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:38 pm (UTC)[Private to Cousin][Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 05:00 pm (UTC)I'll try and be by before we go back to the living world. Hope Hakyoku doesn't paint the town too red in the meantime.
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Date: 2009-07-30 10:08 pm (UTC)(And a shoe. No, I am not turning the aircon down any further, it's frigid in here as it is and don't you know how high the electric bill is going to be??)Re: [bananafillter]
Date: 2009-07-30 10:12 pm (UTC)Hey, Kisuke, this happening to you too?
[bananafillter]
Date: 2009-07-31 12:51 am (UTC)'Hi~ Hakyokkichi~ I've missed you! Where've you been? I'm DYING for a little interesting company--'
Benihime get off my head--
'Won't you come visit? Kisuke has this lovely box in the wall that makes cold air and it's just delightful in this heat.'
Benihi--
*click*
Re: [bananafillter]
Date: 2009-07-31 12:56 am (UTC)I've heard of those boxes as well! Maybe I will come visit and we can catch up on old times! Lets goooo, Kuu-chan!
I can't just whip up a senkaimon out of thin air!
You never know till you've tried~!
Ugh.
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Date: 2009-08-02 04:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-02 04:39 am (UTC)Shuuuuunsui-kun~~! What a pleasure it is to hear your voice again! How is dear Kyokotsu-chan doing?
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Date: 2009-08-02 04:42 am (UTC)Kyoukotsu would speak to you if he wasn't so drunk.... or if he wasn't passed out on the couch. At least he stopped harassing my dear lieutenant.
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Date: 2009-08-02 04:46 am (UTC)Only two, huh? You've gotten better, then! And a night of drinking with you? Hell yes, you know more bawdy drinking songs than anyone in Seireitei!
Tch, tch. Just like him, isn't it? Always a love for the pretty ladies~ Like shinigami, like zanpakutou, yes?
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Date: 2009-08-02 04:47 am (UTC)[Pause for a second because his dirty mind began to wander]
Ah, yes, anyway....
The only difference between my dear zanpakutou and I is that I actually have had luck with women!
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Date: 2009-08-02 04:50 am (UTC)Poor Kyokotsu-kun~ He tries, doesn't he?
Why limit it to just us, then? I met a few people at the party, wouldn't meeting them proper!
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Date: 2009-08-02 04:52 am (UTC)[He laughs for a second, then calms it down]
OfcourseIamveryloyaltomywomannow.... Yeskuukaku-chan,iaminarelationship.
[Clears his throat]
Hmmmm~ A party... perhaps a small gathering wouldn't be bad....
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