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[skycrane]

[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]

Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~

Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it  and get together~! 

And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!

[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]

What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!

While you were sleeeeeping~!

Oh damnit....

[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]

Comments

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

[Snickers away from the mic, but its still audible]

No wonder, she's had centuries of practice to keep your ass in line!

Still, a night on the town with some of the cool shinigami sounds like a grand time. I'm bored to high hell out here anyways with Ganju at the Academy.

[sakura-kaze.livejournal.com]

I heard that, Kuukaku-chan~!

She's been in the 8th for about a century, but she was very young when she first joined. But yes, she had about 100 years to observe me and know just the right angle to throw the nearest heavy object to do some damage to my cranium.

[A rather happy sigh]

My Nanao-chan is incredible. You'll have to meet her.


Ohhh~ Your brother is in the Academy? You must be proud... Kaien-kun would be as well, you know.

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it, Kyoraku-san?

You sound like a teenaged boy, sighing like that. You are ass-over-tea kettle for her, aren't you? I'd love to meet the woman that could keep you in line.

[There's a whimsical sigh, traces of a smile in her voice.]

Heh. Yeah, Kaien would be proud of him, rushing in head-first to become a shinigami just like his brother.