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Jul. 30th, 2009 03:26 am
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[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]

Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~

Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it  and get together~! 

And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!


[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]

What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!

While you were sleeeeeping~!

Oh damnit....

[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]






Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com
...Yeah, she has.

YOU BRING THIS UPON YOURSELF!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com
She hasn't gone back at all? Hidama-Fushichou went back to the spirit world last night, and its an obstinate jerk! Hmm. Is she staying because she wants to, or she doesn't know how to get back, or she can't?

NUH UH

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com
I think she likes it out here. Kinda can't blame her...been eighty years or so since she's been able to do anything.

WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP YELLING LIKE THIS?

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com
That's true. She might just want to hang out, then she'll get bored and go back!

...If she can by then. I know Unohana-taichou was having problems with her zanpakutou as well. I wonder how far this reaches...

BECAUSE YOU ARE A SPITEFUL WENCH.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com
Unohan-taichou as well? Shit...

BETTER THAN BEING A YELLOW-BELLIED COWARD!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com
Yeah. If it's affecting her... well. I don't think I need to go into the trouble this could cause! I wonder what's causing it...

COWARDS LIVE LONGER. USUALLY.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com
I dont even want to think about what could be causing this kind of issue. This is something humongous if its affecting captains.

AND SPITEFUL WENCHES LIVE BETTER

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com
... You think it might be Aizen?

SAYS THE SPINSTER MAID WHO LIVES WITH HER PIG RIDING BOTHER

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com
He is the most likely suspect.

WHY NOBUU, HOW HORRIBLY MISOGYNISTIC OF YOU, ASSHOLE.

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com
Hm. Well, all the more reason for the shinigami to rise up and get rid of him.

WHAT IT IS THE TRUTH.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com
I'm sure someone's working on it. I'm not in that loop, really.

FOR ONE, GANJU IS AT THE ACADEMY. TWO, SPINSTER MY ASS, IM NOT EVEN 150 YET!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com
That might be a good thing, considering the kinds of things the Shinigami get up to...

YOU'RE STILL A SPINSTER!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com
...was that almost a vaguely protective statement?

YOU'RE AN OLD COOT, THEN!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com
Maybe? Depends on how you look at it, I guess!

GASP. YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com
;-;

DON'T MAKE ME BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com
Aizen made the monster that killed Kaien and Miyako. I can't let that pass. Besides, like hell I'm gonna let Ganju be braver than me.

YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND MY HOUSE

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com
I ain't saying you should stay away from the fight. Hell. Go for it. Beat the shit out of that guy.

Just... be careful of the company you choose.

I CAN SO. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LOOK FOR THE PYROMANIAC SPINSTER MAID.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

Date: 2009-07-30 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com
I plan on sticking with the people I trust. And keep an eye out on Ichigo in the process.

GOOD LUCK, YOU HAVE THE DEDUCTIVE SKILLS OF A ROCK

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