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[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]
Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~
Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it and get together~!
And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!
[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]
What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!
While you were sleeeeeping~!
Oh damnit....
[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]
Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it and get together~!
And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!
[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]
What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!
While you were sleeeeeping~!
Oh damnit....
[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]
Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:44 pm (UTC)YOU BRING THIS UPON YOURSELF![Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:46 pm (UTC)NUH UHRe: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:48 pm (UTC)WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP YELLING LIKE THIS?[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:50 pm (UTC)...If she can by then. I know Unohana-taichou was having problems with her zanpakutou as well. I wonder how far this reaches...
BECAUSE YOU ARE A SPITEFUL WENCH.Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:54 pm (UTC)BETTER THAN BEING A YELLOW-BELLIED COWARD![Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:59 pm (UTC)COWARDS LIVE LONGER. USUALLY.Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:01 pm (UTC)AND SPITEFUL WENCHES LIVE BETTER[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:03 pm (UTC)SAYS THE SPINSTER MAID WHO LIVES WITH HER PIG RIDING BOTHERRe: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:06 pm (UTC)WHY NOBUU, HOW HORRIBLY MISOGYNISTIC OF YOU, ASSHOLE.[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:08 pm (UTC)WHAT IT IS THE TRUTH.Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:12 pm (UTC)FOR ONE, GANJU IS AT THE ACADEMY. TWO, SPINSTER MY ASS, IM NOT EVEN 150 YET![Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:14 pm (UTC)YOU'RE STILL A SPINSTER!Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:17 pm (UTC)YOU'RE AN OLD COOT, THEN![Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:18 pm (UTC)GASP. YOU TAKE THAT BACK.Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:19 pm (UTC)LIKE HELL I WILL JII-SAN!
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Date: 2009-07-30 04:20 pm (UTC)DON'T MAKE ME BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:21 pm (UTC)YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND MY HOUSE[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:24 pm (UTC)Just... be careful of the company you choose.
I CAN SO. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LOOK FOR THE PYROMANIAC SPINSTER MAID.Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:26 pm (UTC)GOOD LUCK, YOU HAVE THE DEDUCTIVE SKILLS OF A ROCK