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[skycrane]

[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]

Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~

Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it  and get together~! 

And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!

[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]

What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!

While you were sleeeeeping~!

Oh damnit....

[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]

Comments

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

[The laugh over the communicator is enthusiastic and happy]

Only two, huh? You've gotten better, then! And a night of drinking with you? Hell yes, you know more bawdy drinking songs than anyone in Seireitei!

Tch, tch. Just like him, isn't it? Always a love for the pretty ladies~ Like shinigami, like zanpakutou, yes?

[sakura-kaze.livejournal.com]

Yes, only two~! You and the current division of the 10th Division. Dangerous, beautiful, and you both can hold your alcohol. Now that would be a wonderful night...

[Pause for a second because his dirty mind began to wander]

Ah, yes, anyway....

The only difference between my dear zanpakutou and I is that I actually have had luck with women!

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

[The laugh of the zanpakutou is like distant, rippling thunder]

Poor Kyokotsu-kun~ He tries, doesn't he?

Why limit it to just us, then? I met a few people at the party, wouldn't meeting them proper!

[sakura-kaze.livejournal.com]

He tries, but I am still the master in that!

[He laughs for a second, then calms it down]

OfcourseIamveryloyaltomywomannow.... Yeskuukaku-chan,iaminarelationship.

[Clears his throat]

Hmmmm~ A party... perhaps a small gathering wouldn't be bad....

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

You...have a woman?

[Stunned silence...then a whoop of delight from her]

I want to meet this woman, if she's enough to anchor your skirt-chasing ass down. Must be something else!

And hell yes a party! This place could use some reasons to liven up, dont ya think?

[sakura-kaze.livejournal.com]

Yes.... I do.....

Believe me, it took me a while to fully grasp that concept as well. She's amazing, Kuukaku-chan...

She keeps me in line, surprisingly enough. It only took 2000 years to find someone who could~!

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I'm glad for ya, really. You sound happy, and if you're so set on being faithful, you probably love her like crazy.

Who is she?

[sakura-kaze.livejournal.com]

I am happy. As fun as it was to run around chasing all the women (and don't get me wrong, it's hard to break all habits sometimes.... [nervous laugh]), it's much different knowing that there is someone waiting for me.

She's... ah... my lieutenant, actually.

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

[Snickers away from the mic, but its still audible]

No wonder, she's had centuries of practice to keep your ass in line!

Still, a night on the town with some of the cool shinigami sounds like a grand time. I'm bored to high hell out here anyways with Ganju at the Academy.

[sakura-kaze.livejournal.com]

I heard that, Kuukaku-chan~!

She's been in the 8th for about a century, but she was very young when she first joined. But yes, she had about 100 years to observe me and know just the right angle to throw the nearest heavy object to do some damage to my cranium.

[A rather happy sigh]

My Nanao-chan is incredible. You'll have to meet her.


Ohhh~ Your brother is in the Academy? You must be proud... Kaien-kun would be as well, you know.

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it, Kyoraku-san?

You sound like a teenaged boy, sighing like that. You are ass-over-tea kettle for her, aren't you? I'd love to meet the woman that could keep you in line.

[There's a whimsical sigh, traces of a smile in her voice.]

Heh. Yeah, Kaien would be proud of him, rushing in head-first to become a shinigami just like his brother.