~16~

[skycrane]

[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]

Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~

Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it  and get together~! 

And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!

[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]

What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!

While you were sleeeeeping~!

Oh damnit....

[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]

Comments

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Ahh, that idea has merit, I have missed Benihime-chan!

You are not going out in public like that!

Hmmm? Why nooooot~? Isshin-kun thinks its a good idea, riiiight?

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Isshin-kun has nothing to say to that! :D That is something that should be worked out between you two, ah, ladies!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Come and see me, Isshin-kun! I would love to see you~

[have the sound of scuffling while Kuukaku wrests the communicator from the sword spirit.]

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

...!

did your zanpakutou just hit on me?!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Dont you get it? She flirts with everyone

That never happened. Got it?

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

What never happened?

BRB RENTING OUT BILLBOARDS IN SOUL SOCIETY!!!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Good.

DO YOU WANT TO DIE, BITCH!?

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Uh. So, has she been with you all this time?

NOOOO NOT YOU TOO WY DOES EVERYONE WANNA KILL ME?!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, she has.

YOU BRING THIS UPON YOURSELF!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

She hasn't gone back at all? Hidama-Fushichou went back to the spirit world last night, and its an obstinate jerk! Hmm. Is she staying because she wants to, or she doesn't know how to get back, or she can't?

NUH UH

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I think she likes it out here. Kinda can't blame her...been eighty years or so since she's been able to do anything.

WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP YELLING LIKE THIS?

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

That's true. She might just want to hang out, then she'll get bored and go back!

...If she can by then. I know Unohana-taichou was having problems with her zanpakutou as well. I wonder how far this reaches...

BECAUSE YOU ARE A SPITEFUL WENCH.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Unohan-taichou as well? Shit...

BETTER THAN BEING A YELLOW-BELLIED COWARD!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If it's affecting her... well. I don't think I need to go into the trouble this could cause! I wonder what's causing it...

COWARDS LIVE LONGER. USUALLY.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I dont even want to think about what could be causing this kind of issue. This is something humongous if its affecting captains.

AND SPITEFUL WENCHES LIVE BETTER

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

... You think it might be Aizen?

SAYS THE SPINSTER MAID WHO LIVES WITH HER PIG RIDING BOTHER

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

He is the most likely suspect.

WHY NOBUU, HOW HORRIBLY MISOGYNISTIC OF YOU, ASSHOLE.

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Hm. Well, all the more reason for the shinigami to rise up and get rid of him.

WHAT IT IS THE TRUTH.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I'm sure someone's working on it. I'm not in that loop, really.

FOR ONE, GANJU IS AT THE ACADEMY. TWO, SPINSTER MY ASS, IM NOT EVEN 150 YET!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

That might be a good thing, considering the kinds of things the Shinigami get up to...

YOU'RE STILL A SPINSTER!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

...was that almost a vaguely protective statement?

YOU'RE AN OLD COOT, THEN!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Maybe? Depends on how you look at it, I guess!

GASP. YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Well quit it.

LIKE HELL I WILL JII-SAN!

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[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

;-;

DON'T MAKE ME BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Aizen made the monster that killed Kaien and Miyako. I can't let that pass. Besides, like hell I'm gonna let Ganju be braver than me.

YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND MY HOUSE