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[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]
Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~
Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it and get together~!
And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!
[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]
What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!
While you were sleeeeeping~!
Oh damnit....
[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]
Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it and get together~!
And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!
[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]
What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!
While you were sleeeeeping~!
Oh damnit....
[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]
[Filtered to Isshin]
Date: 2009-07-30 11:16 am (UTC)[Pause.]
She wants to know how "The Fiery Wings of Genesis" is doing? The hell?
[Filtered to Kuukaku]
Date: 2009-07-30 11:23 am (UTC)The ... fiery wings of...? Huh?
Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku]
Date: 2009-07-30 11:25 am (UTC)[Hope you werent listening too close, cause the next sound from the speaker is a booming, crashing noise like thunder going off next to your ear.]
I think she's talking about your zanpakutou.
Mun is going to bed finally, will pick up tag in a few hours
[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 11:27 am (UTC)Oh! Oh.
[Speaking loudly, so that the zanpakutou spirit can hear] IT IS DOING VERY WELL, THANK YOU. A LITTLE MORE SNAPPY THAN USUAL BUT IT IS TO BE EXPECTED. IT HAS NEVER BEEN A VERY FRIENDLY SORT OF THING.
Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 02:56 pm (UTC)Thats lovely to hear, Nobuu-kun~! Send Fushichou-chan my love~"
[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:02 pm (UTC)(lol gender fail)
Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:07 pm (UTC)[A sigh from the background]
Will you give me my phone back if I say yes?
Maaaaaaybe~
[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:13 pm (UTC)Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:20 pm (UTC)You are not going out in public like that!
Hmmm? Why nooooot~? Isshin-kun thinks its a good idea, riiiight?
[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:26 pm (UTC)Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:36 pm (UTC)[have the sound of scuffling while Kuukaku wrests the communicator from the sword spirit.]
[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:37 pm (UTC)did your zanpakutou just hit on me?!Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:39 pm (UTC)Dont you get it? She flirts with everyoneThat never happened. Got it?
[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:40 pm (UTC)BRB RENTING OUT BILLBOARDS IN SOUL SOCIETY!!!Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:41 pm (UTC)DO YOU WANT TO DIE, BITCH!?[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:43 pm (UTC)NOOOO NOT YOU TOO WY DOES EVERYONE WANNA KILL ME?!Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:44 pm (UTC)YOU BRING THIS UPON YOURSELF![Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:46 pm (UTC)NUH UHRe: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:48 pm (UTC)WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP YELLING LIKE THIS?[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:50 pm (UTC)...If she can by then. I know Unohana-taichou was having problems with her zanpakutou as well. I wonder how far this reaches...
BECAUSE YOU ARE A SPITEFUL WENCH.Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:54 pm (UTC)BETTER THAN BEING A YELLOW-BELLIED COWARD![Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 03:59 pm (UTC)COWARDS LIVE LONGER. USUALLY.Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:01 pm (UTC)AND SPITEFUL WENCHES LIVE BETTER[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:03 pm (UTC)SAYS THE SPINSTER MAID WHO LIVES WITH HER PIG RIDING BOTHERRe: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
Date: 2009-07-30 04:06 pm (UTC)WHY NOBUU, HOW HORRIBLY MISOGYNISTIC OF YOU, ASSHOLE.[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]
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