~16~

[skycrane]

[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]

Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~

Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it  and get together~! 

And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!

[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]

What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!

While you were sleeeeeping~!

Oh damnit....

[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]

Comments

[Filtered to Isshin]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

She's my zanpakutou, so of course she's a bitch!

[Pause.]

She wants to know how "The Fiery Wings of Genesis" is doing? The hell?

[Filtered to Kuukaku]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

You probably shouldn't say that when she can hear you! She might bite!

The ... fiery wings of...? Huh?

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

She doesn't bite, she does this.

[Hope you werent listening too close, cause the next sound from the speaker is a booming, crashing noise like thunder going off next to your ear.]

I think she's talking about your zanpakutou.




Mun is going to bed finally, will pick up tag in a few hours

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Well, that sounds... eh, pleasant!

Oh! Oh.

[Speaking loudly, so that the zanpakutou spirit can hear] IT IS DOING VERY WELL, THANK YOU. A LITTLE MORE SNAPPY THAN USUAL BUT IT IS TO BE EXPECTED. IT HAS NEVER BEEN A VERY FRIENDLY SORT OF THING.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

[The sultry voice can be heard responding over Kuukaku's shoulder]

Thats lovely to hear, Nobuu-kun~! Send Fushichou-chan my love~"

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

I'd love to tell it that, but it is not here right now! Why don't you go join it and tell it yourself! I think you're freaking Kuukaku out.

(lol gender fail)

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Oh, I dont think she's bothered by it, are you Kuu-chan?

[A sigh from the background]

Will you give me my phone back if I say yes?

Maaaaaaybe~

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

[Snickering from Isshin] Maybe you should contact Urahara and have him give you a communicator of your own, Hakyoku-san!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Ahh, that idea has merit, I have missed Benihime-chan!

You are not going out in public like that!

Hmmm? Why nooooot~? Isshin-kun thinks its a good idea, riiiight?

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Isshin-kun has nothing to say to that! :D That is something that should be worked out between you two, ah, ladies!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Come and see me, Isshin-kun! I would love to see you~

[have the sound of scuffling while Kuukaku wrests the communicator from the sword spirit.]

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

...!

did your zanpakutou just hit on me?!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Dont you get it? She flirts with everyone

That never happened. Got it?

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

What never happened?

BRB RENTING OUT BILLBOARDS IN SOUL SOCIETY!!!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Good.

DO YOU WANT TO DIE, BITCH!?

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Uh. So, has she been with you all this time?

NOOOO NOT YOU TOO WY DOES EVERYONE WANNA KILL ME?!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, she has.

YOU BRING THIS UPON YOURSELF!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

She hasn't gone back at all? Hidama-Fushichou went back to the spirit world last night, and its an obstinate jerk! Hmm. Is she staying because she wants to, or she doesn't know how to get back, or she can't?

NUH UH

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I think she likes it out here. Kinda can't blame her...been eighty years or so since she's been able to do anything.

WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP YELLING LIKE THIS?

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

That's true. She might just want to hang out, then she'll get bored and go back!

...If she can by then. I know Unohana-taichou was having problems with her zanpakutou as well. I wonder how far this reaches...

BECAUSE YOU ARE A SPITEFUL WENCH.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Unohan-taichou as well? Shit...

BETTER THAN BEING A YELLOW-BELLIED COWARD!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If it's affecting her... well. I don't think I need to go into the trouble this could cause! I wonder what's causing it...

COWARDS LIVE LONGER. USUALLY.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I dont even want to think about what could be causing this kind of issue. This is something humongous if its affecting captains.

AND SPITEFUL WENCHES LIVE BETTER

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

... You think it might be Aizen?

SAYS THE SPINSTER MAID WHO LIVES WITH HER PIG RIDING BOTHER

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

He is the most likely suspect.

WHY NOBUU, HOW HORRIBLY MISOGYNISTIC OF YOU, ASSHOLE.