skycrane | ~16~

[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]

Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~

Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it and get together~!

And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!

[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]

What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!

While you were sleeeeeping~!

Oh damnit....

[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]

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She's my zanpakutou, so of course she's a bitch!

[Pause.]

She wants to know how "The Fiery Wings of Genesis" is doing? The hell?

You probably shouldn't say that when she can hear you! She might bite!

The ... fiery wings of...? Huh?

She doesn't bite, she does this.

[Hope you werent listening too close, cause the next sound from the speaker is a booming, crashing noise like thunder going off next to your ear.]

I think she's talking about your zanpakutou.

Mun is going to bed finally, will pick up tag in a few hours

Well, that sounds... eh, pleasant!

Oh! Oh.

[Speaking loudly, so that the zanpakutou spirit can hear] IT IS DOING VERY WELL, THANK YOU. A LITTLE MORE SNAPPY THAN USUAL BUT IT IS TO BE EXPECTED. IT HAS NEVER BEEN A VERY FRIENDLY SORT OF THING.

[The sultry voice can be heard responding over Kuukaku's shoulder]

Thats lovely to hear, Nobuu-kun~! Send Fushichou-chan my love~"

I'd love to tell it that, but it is not here right now! Why don't you go join it and tell it yourself! I think you're freaking Kuukaku out.

(lol gender fail)

Edited 2009-07-30 15:06 (UTC)

Oh, I dont think she's bothered by it, are you Kuu-chan?

[A sigh from the background]

Will you give me my phone back if I say yes?

Maaaaaaybe~

[Snickering from Isshin] Maybe you should contact Urahara and have him give you a communicator of your own, Hakyoku-san!

Ahh, that idea has merit, I have missed Benihime-chan!

You are not going out in public like that!

Hmmm? Why nooooot~? Isshin-kun thinks its a good idea, riiiight?

Isshin-kun has nothing to say to that! :D That is something that should be worked out between you two, ah, ladies!

Come and see me, Isshin-kun! I would love to see you~

[have the sound of scuffling while Kuukaku wrests the communicator from the sword spirit.]

...!

~~did your zanpakutou just hit on me?!~~

~~Dont you get it? She flirts with everyone~~

That never happened. Got it?

What never happened?

~~BRB RENTING OUT BILLBOARDS IN SOUL SOCIETY!!!~~

Good.

~~DO YOU WANT TO DIE, BITCH!?~~

Uh. So, has she been with you all this time?

~~NOOOO NOT YOU TOO WY DOES EVERYONE WANNA KILL ME?!~~

...Yeah, she has.

~~YOU BRING THIS UPON YOURSELF!~~

She hasn't gone back at all? Hidama-Fushichou went back to the spirit world last night, and its an obstinate jerk! Hmm. Is she staying because she wants to, or she doesn't know how to get back, or she can't?

~~NUH UH~~

I think she likes it out here. Kinda can't blame her...been eighty years or so since she's been able to do anything.

~~WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP YELLING LIKE THIS?~~

That's true. She might just want to hang out, then she'll get bored and go back!

...If she can by then. I know Unohana-taichou was having problems with her zanpakutou as well. I wonder how far this reaches...

~~BECAUSE YOU ARE A SPITEFUL WENCH.~~

Unohan-taichou as well? Shit...

~~BETTER THAN BEING A YELLOW-BELLIED COWARD!~~

Yeah. If it's affecting her... well. I don't think I need to go into the trouble this could cause! I wonder what's causing it...

~~COWARDS LIVE LONGER. USUALLY.~~

I dont even want to think about what could be causing this kind of issue. This is something humongous if its affecting captains.

~~AND SPITEFUL WENCHES LIVE BETTER~~