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[skycrane]

[Filtered to Friends, Family and Cool People - now with Kensei]

House change, folks. Southern Forty-First, the shark and lizard are still outside.

[Filtered to Ukitake-soutaicho]

I need to talk to you when ya got the time.

[Filtered to Nobuu.]

You. Explain this shit I've heard about pranking Hitsugaya-taichou. Now.

Comments

Re: [Private]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I don't know, heat your house and clinic?

[Private]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Why would I do that when I've got perfectly good central heating in my house?

Re: [Private]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I don't know a lot about the Living World, but I do know you have to pay for things like that.

Either way, me selling you those heaters doesn't make me a part of this, Nobuu. Besides, what they're pissed about is your recent bout of stupidity - and the fact that you dragged a former subordinate into this mess, halted the operations of a whole division, sneaked into Seireitei without permission and created a massive security breach. They're talking about dragging your ass to the Maggot's Nest, you idiot!

[Private]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

My recent...?

That little...! He said he wasn't going to tell! And I didn't halt the operations of a whole division. They went on doing their creepy stuff around us, hardly even noticed we were there!

Massive!? It wasn't massive! He just let me in so I could take back what's mine!

...They are not. That's crap, Kuukaku. It isn't that serious of an offense, not when you take into consideration that I'm pretty much under the death penalty anyway.

Re: [Private]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

....What are you talking about?! "Taking back whats yours"? How is gluing the damn desks to the ceiling so that it stopped the captain and vice-captain from working doing that?!

And it doesn't dismiss the fact that you still sneaked into Seireitei without permission - a security breach, and I don't need to explain how big an offense that is.

[Private]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Gluing...?

...Oh that...

Nevermind.

Well, I didn't have much to do with that. I just suggested it. And I'm sure it didn't stop them from working, that's just someone being dramatic.

Re: [Private]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter Nobuu, you went too far and your name's popped up. You still snuck into his office before hand and "vandalized" it. Still a breach of security and still a crime in their eyes. And it still doesn't change how stupidly irresponsible it is to do that when you - as you said - are already under the death penalty. Why make them want to find you more?

Tell me, why the Juubantai? Why have you focused on your old division?

[Private]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Yes, but nothing came of that. I'm sure Hitsugaya-taichou decided it was just a joke. Otherwise there would have been heavier repercussions, hm?

Why not my old division?

Re: [Private]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Because they didn't have your name back then, they do now, and they've connected the dots. If Hitsugaya wants to press the issue, you're getting arrested and dragged to Seireitei, then whats going to happen to your kids? Who's gonna explain that Daddy fucked up and is in jail for pranking his successor in his old job, which happened to be the same people who want him dead?

Because its too obvious, too many people who could potentially identify you and give your name. And you don't want that, don't you? Or you didn't.

[Private]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Girl, I think you need to calm down. If something like that was going to happen, it would have already, don't you think?

Re: [Private]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Because Abarai has gotten Hitsugaya to wait. Wait on arresting you because he thought that maybe you could be convinced to turn yourself in for an easier sentence.

[Private]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

So he expects me to turn myself in in hopes of... what, being executed only one time instead of two?

Jeez, do they even bother to test captains anymore, or do they give away the job to anyone who looks good in a white haori?

Re: [Private]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

...That would explain how you got the position.

[Private]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Really, you think I look good in a haori? I always thought it made me look rather pasty!