~16~

[skycrane]

[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]

Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~

Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it  and get together~! 

And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!

[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]

What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!

While you were sleeeeeping~!

Oh damnit....

[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]

Comments

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If it's affecting her... well. I don't think I need to go into the trouble this could cause! I wonder what's causing it...

COWARDS LIVE LONGER. USUALLY.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I dont even want to think about what could be causing this kind of issue. This is something humongous if its affecting captains.

AND SPITEFUL WENCHES LIVE BETTER

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

... You think it might be Aizen?

SAYS THE SPINSTER MAID WHO LIVES WITH HER PIG RIDING BOTHER

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

He is the most likely suspect.

WHY NOBUU, HOW HORRIBLY MISOGYNISTIC OF YOU, ASSHOLE.

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Hm. Well, all the more reason for the shinigami to rise up and get rid of him.

WHAT IT IS THE TRUTH.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I'm sure someone's working on it. I'm not in that loop, really.

FOR ONE, GANJU IS AT THE ACADEMY. TWO, SPINSTER MY ASS, IM NOT EVEN 150 YET!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

That might be a good thing, considering the kinds of things the Shinigami get up to...

YOU'RE STILL A SPINSTER!

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

...was that almost a vaguely protective statement?

YOU'RE AN OLD COOT, THEN!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

Maybe? Depends on how you look at it, I guess!

GASP. YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Well quit it.

LIKE HELL I WILL JII-SAN!

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

;-;

DON'T MAKE ME BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Aizen made the monster that killed Kaien and Miyako. I can't let that pass. Besides, like hell I'm gonna let Ganju be braver than me.

YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND MY HOUSE

[Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com]

I ain't saying you should stay away from the fight. Hell. Go for it. Beat the shit out of that guy.

Just... be careful of the company you choose.

I CAN SO. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LOOK FOR THE PYROMANIAC SPINSTER MAID.

Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku, Voice]

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I plan on sticking with the people I trust. And keep an eye out on Ichigo in the process.

GOOD LUCK, YOU HAVE THE DEDUCTIVE SKILLS OF A ROCK