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[skycrane]

[Filtered to Ichigo, Rukia, Ganju, Renji, Shinji, Yoruichi, and Urahara]

I moved the house - we're outside Northern Rukongai, Twenty Seventh District. Still have the flower baskets. Lot fucking cooler up here, too, and there's a lake real close by. Am I smart or what?

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To whoever left their underwear in my kitchen during the party:

You're not funny, motherfucker. I will find you and make you eat your own weeks-old fundoshi with wasabi. I know who you are, too. 

Comments

[the-mantid-man.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you didn't turn tricks in your kitchen you wouldn't have to worry about strangers leaving their underwear behind.

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Oh, how original. Did you go to the library to research that answer? Did you need to ask the librarian for help?

[the-mantid-man.livejournal.com]

Why would I need to research something that's common knowledge?

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Well, you had sentence structure and correct spelling. At the very least, you had an editor.

I pity the poor bastard.

[the-mantid-man.livejournal.com]

What the fuck are you talking about, bitch? I can fuckin' write well enough without someone 'editing' for me. You must be pretty goddamn dumb if you think I'd need that kind of crap.

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I'm just drawing a logical conclusion. If you're stupid enough to make a statement as childish as you did, you're obviously a "special needs" person. Tragic.

[the-mantid-man.livejournal.com]

Go fuck yourself, whore. I ain't a special needs person. You really should find out who you're talking about before you start flapping your jaw and trying to insult them.

what the fuck is 'special needs'??

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

My my my, watch who I'm insulting? Funny, you're the one who insulted me. I've merely drawn conclusions.

[the-mantid-man.livejournal.com]

Don't you know anything? I can get away with insulting a weak little whore like you because I could kick your ass if I felt like it. You draw all the conclusions you want, just keep them to yourself from now on, cunt.

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

I know a lot - more than you obviously. And your capacity to 'kick my ass' or not doesnt seem to do anything about your ability to stop yourself from looking like an ass. That's the reason I haven't had to insult you, you do it for me.

And this is my journal. Don't read if you dont like my opinions.