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skycrane[Filtered FROM Ichigo, Aizen and Associates, and all Espada, completely and utterly unhackable]
Lets be honest folks, the last two years have sucked ass. Its been a pretty miserable experience all around and its real easy to forget to stop and breathe sometimes. So, instead of bowing under the weight of our responsibilities and stress, let's chose to enjoy life, kick back and celebrate! In other words:
It's Party Time!
The Shiba Clan would like to extend an invitation to all of you to join us for a night of food, drinks, music, dancing, fireworks, fun and awesomeness and help us honor a good friend of the family and to many of you as well, Kurosaki Ichigo.
[Addendum to Renji, Rukia, Chad, and Orihime]
I might need you guys to run interference on Ichigo the night of the party. He might have all the kidou sense of a brick wall, but even he's gonna notice most of the commanding officers leaving Seireitei if not properly distracted.
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ooc: It should be noted that any individual characters not posting to this entry will be considered not on the guest list. I know its a pain, but please make a small entry with each character you plan on bringing.
Lets be honest folks, the last two years have sucked ass. Its been a pretty miserable experience all around and its real easy to forget to stop and breathe sometimes. So, instead of bowing under the weight of our responsibilities and stress, let's chose to enjoy life, kick back and celebrate! In other words:
It's Party Time!
The Shiba Clan would like to extend an invitation to all of you to join us for a night of food, drinks, music, dancing, fireworks, fun and awesomeness and help us honor a good friend of the family and to many of you as well, Kurosaki Ichigo.
When: Saturday, July 11th. Starts at sundown and lasts till everyone's gone home.
Where: Home of Shiba Kuukaku, specific location to be announced.
Why: To celebrate Kurosaki Ichigo's 19th birthday, and because we can.
Who: If you can read this, you're invited.
Notes:
--THIS IS A SURPRISE PARTY. Anyone who spills the beans to the birthday boy will be dealing with me personally.
-- No fighting. This means you, Eleventh Division. To facilitate this, all zanpakutou are to either be stored on the party site or peacebound via kidou. All extraneous weaponry is to be stored at an on-site facility. Kidou is also right out.
-- Please confirm your attendance before July 7th. Sending a response to this message will suffice.
-- Don't be an asshole. If you wouldnt do it infront of your best friend, dont do it here.
-- Keep your mouth shut. Both to the birthday boy and to certain OTHER people who are not welcome.
-- Failure to comply with the above will result in you becoming a part of the fireworks display.
Where: Home of Shiba Kuukaku, specific location to be announced.
Why: To celebrate Kurosaki Ichigo's 19th birthday, and because we can.
Who: If you can read this, you're invited.
Notes:
--THIS IS A SURPRISE PARTY. Anyone who spills the beans to the birthday boy will be dealing with me personally.
-- No fighting. This means you, Eleventh Division. To facilitate this, all zanpakutou are to either be stored on the party site or peacebound via kidou. All extraneous weaponry is to be stored at an on-site facility. Kidou is also right out.
-- Please confirm your attendance before July 7th. Sending a response to this message will suffice.
-- Don't be an asshole. If you wouldnt do it infront of your best friend, dont do it here.
-- Keep your mouth shut. Both to the birthday boy and to certain OTHER people who are not welcome.
-- Failure to comply with the above will result in you becoming a part of the fireworks display.
[Addendum to Renji, Rukia, Chad, and Orihime]
I might need you guys to run interference on Ichigo the night of the party. He might have all the kidou sense of a brick wall, but even he's gonna notice most of the commanding officers leaving Seireitei if not properly distracted.
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ooc: It should be noted that any individual characters not posting to this entry will be considered not on the guest list. I know its a pain, but please make a small entry with each character you plan on bringing.
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Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:00 am (UTC)You lie like a Kusajihshi whore looking for a trick.
Scare them? If they're truly Shiba blooded, they'll enjoy the sight of me kicking your ass, Nobuu
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:08 am (UTC)Just how often do you talk to Kusajishi whores? Where are your values, young lady!?
Hey, look here, Kurosaki blood or not, they're not going to be delighted to see some crazy lady breaking into their home to beat the hell out of their dad! It's gonna freak them out and I don't think I can afford the therapy bills that will stem from that!
I told you, don't call me that. It's not my name anymore.
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:12 am (UTC)My values are better placed than yours.
I'll introduce myself to them, then proceed to beat your face. Besides, you being their father is going to cause more therapy than anything I could do.
And Nobuu is your name, "Isshin Kurosaki" is an alias you picked up in the real world.
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:16 am (UTC)Touché, Kuukaku, touché.
I want them to believe that people --their mother especially-- go to a good place when they die for just a while longer. I don't want to tell them about Soul Society just yet. You come here, I've got to explain that Daddy's really a ghost in a mannequin and no, Mommy didn't go to heaven, she got eaten by a large scary monster, and they're still just little girls, they don't need to hear that yet.
No. Shiba Nobuu died a long, long time ago. I'm not him anymore. I'm Kurosaki Isshin now.
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:21 am (UTC)Funny, the name on the warrants for your arrest say "Shiba Nobuu". The warrants for desertion and other executable crimes?
So you've told them nothing?
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:23 am (UTC)Yeah, well, good thing Shiba Nobuu is dead, right? Can't kill a man twice! Haha!
As little as I can get away with. When they're older I'll tell them.
Maybe.
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:42 am (UTC)For their sakes, I hope that conversation doesnt come because someone comes looking for leverage against Ichigo - or worse yet, revenge.
Shit, I hope you dont have the same attitude about the sex talk with them.
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:49 am (UTC)I can protect my girls and myself. If necessary, I can protect Ichigo too.
Hey, no, I got through that one alright. I'm not that bad a father.
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:52 am (UTC)Uggh, now I know where he gets that stupid Protector Complex from.
So how are you protecting them from hollows when their not attached to your apron strings?
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:53 am (UTC)What?! Like you wouldn't do anything to protect Ganju if he needed it!?
I just am. Leave it at that, alright? Trust me, I know how to keep my kids safe! Except Ichigo, but that boy's just crazy sometimes.
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 12:56 am (UTC)I'd rather teach him to stand on his own two feet so that he doesn't need me to protect him. Just protecting him only harms him in the end.
And your son is crazy because he has Shiba blood in him. i.e. Your fault.
Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 01:00 am (UTC)>(Re: PRIVACY IS THE KEY!
Date: 2009-07-07 01:01 am (UTC)XP