skycrane: (WTFITS Charles?)
Shiba Kuukaku ([personal profile] skycrane) wrote2009-09-29 08:21 am
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~21~

Ganju, Yoruichi, Kisuke...not a word.

Not a word outta none of you!

[Grumpy Shiba-san is grumpy and doesn't want to be reminded about her birthday, kthnx]

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[identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You're older than I am! So what does that make you?

[identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Men don't get old.

Only old women get old, old woman!

[identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Men get erectile dysfunction.

And women who are old cant get old again, idiot!

[identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but only certain men, and there are alternatives!

Sure they can. After all, you're getting older, aren't you?

[identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Good thing you had kids early then, huh Nobuu?

You and logic are still strangers I see.

[identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Early compared to what? To you, I suppose, you old spinster you.

[identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Early compared to your old age induced infertility.

[identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I beg your pardon, Kuukaku! I am not infertile, I assure you. And if I was, I'd just take my gigai to Kisuke and have him fix the problem.

((OOC: Aaand I think Urahara just facepalmed!))

[identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
One of the signs of infertility in men is excess bravado.

Too bad Kisuke can't fix the base problem, huh?

[identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about? I've always been this way, ever since I roundhouse kicked myself out of Mum's womb! I wasn't infertile then, and I sure am not infertile now.

Gosh, you're getting cantankerous in your old age, Kuukaku!

[identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
God, you're getting delusional in your twilight years, Nobuu.

[identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Better to be delusional than a crotchety old woman!

[identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Crotchety old women don't walk into traffic.

(Though I hold out hope for you)

[identity profile] isshinkurosaki.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
How unfortunate for all those around you!

But all kidding aside, happy upcoming birthday, Kuukaku!

[identity profile] shiba-explosion.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmph.
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