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[skycrane]

[Sup, Adstring? How are you today? Good? Well rested? Awesome. 

However, there's someone who isn't. Somewhere, there is one unbelievably pissed off woman standing in the middle of the street, PCD in hand, and bristling like the angriest, scariest cat you can imagine. And yelling at the top of her lungs which, just to note, carries pretty far. She's shouting a name, it seems.]

GANJU! GANJU!

[Growling and not seeming to notice the happy flicker of the recording light on her phone, the woman continues to stomp down the road.]

Whoever is responsible for this is going to get his ass set on fire! Ganju, where are you?!

Comments

[mere_shopkeeper]

You'd think so ill of me? I'm hurt, Kuukaku-san~

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

Blame your track record, Kisuke.

Now what the hell is actually going on here.

[mere_shopkeeper]

What track record~?

I believe this can explain it better than me.

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

You know, the one where you're either the cause of or involved in every major disaster that's happened in Soul Society since you hit puberty.

Hhn, thanks.

[mere_shopkeeper]

Ah, but when I wasn't the cause, it was either you or Yoruichi-san! And before puberty, it was all the two of you lovely ladies.

Shall I come pick you up~?

_{[He's heading towards her anyways.]}

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

So you learned from the best!

Yeah, sure. You can give me the grand tour of this place.

[mere_shopkeeper]

Hai, hai~ So you really can't blame me for being a good student!

_{[See what he did there?]}

Then I shall be with you shortly, Kuukaku-san~!

_{[And indeed he is in 3...2...1]}

[shiba-explosion.livejournal.com]

When you weren't trying to get your hands on Yoruichi's family's stuff to take apart, yeah.

[Guess who's chilling on a destroyed wall like she owns it?]

Kisuke!

[mere_shopkeeper]

Ah, is that why the elders didn't like me~?

[Guess who's swooping in for a hug? Part of it is because of the boobs, the other is just because he hasn't seen her in so long.]

It's been quite a while, Kuukaku-san~♥!