Dec. 4th, 2009 12:44 am
skycrane: (To the Sky!)
[Private to Kensei]

How you holding up in Seireitei? Keeping as busy as I've been?

[To All of Seireitei, Living World Friendlies, Urahara Shoten, etc (no Aizen, Espada, and his Lackies)]

Just a reminder folks, the annual Shiba New Years Show will be in the 40th District as always, free of charge. But those of you who have it a bit better off than most, feel free to bring things like blankets, old pots and pans, books, whatever things you don't need anymore for the kids that show up. They're always appreciated in the upper districts.

Also, for those of you looking for an addition for your private parties, we're offering some ready-made packages for a decent price. Shiba quality as always.


Nov. 7th, 2009 04:46 pm
skycrane: (Cloaks Make Everyone Cooler)
[Filtered to Friends, Family and Cool People - now with Kensei]

House change, folks. Southern Forty-First, the shark and lizard are still outside.

[Filtered to Ukitake-soutaicho]

I need to talk to you when ya got the time.

[Filtered to Nobuu.]

You. Explain this shit I've heard about pranking Hitsugaya-taichou. Now.


Oct. 19th, 2009 12:54 am
skycrane: (Default)
[Voice, since coordination is not Kuukaku's strong suit right now. Also because Szayel cut her hair and she feels really weird.]

[Filtered to Ganju, Isshin, Ichigo, and Renji.]

I should set you all on fire.

What were you thinking?! Going into that bastard's turf like that? You guys could've...you guys could've gotten really hurt. You guys got things more important than me to worry about, damnit!

[Filtered to Unohana-taichou]

So when am I free to get out of here and go home?

[Filtered to the Twins.]

I'm back in Seireitei and alright, I'll be home whenever I'm allowed to leave the Fourth, and after some business is taken care of.

[Filtered to Ukitake-soutaichou]

I...need to talk to you.  I saw some things that I think you need to know about.

[Filtered to Friends, Family, and Cool People.]

So, who's interested in a pair of these...things? And this thing?


Oct. 15th, 2009 04:15 am
skycrane: (Default)
[Now is the time for Kuukaku to make up for birthdays, it seems]

[On Renji's desk in the morning will be a nice-sized box. Within will be, among other things, the two kidou air conditioners he ordered. Along with them is a bottle of very nice sake , some assorted candies, some Kuukaku-approved kidou manuals, a tiny sombrero and a strange looking toy. With them are two letters. One is the instructions for the air conditioners, the other is the following note:]

Didn't tell me it was your birthday! Belated birthday spankings are in order, beware!

[In Ganju's dorm room, when he returns from classes today, will have a bed with a large box in it. Within is a nice leather sheath made for his strange zanpakutou, some dried vegetable treats for Bonnie-chan, assorted candies, one of the kidou air conditioners and a heater, a care kit for the sheath, and some books thrown in as well (one of them might or might not be a girlie magazine). The note attached reads as follows:]

Happy birthday, dorky little brother. Your bottle of sake is here at the house whenever you come by to visit next.

Good job on your studies, keep it up!


Oct. 3rd, 2009 03:19 pm
skycrane: (What Shame?)
[Filtered to Friends, Family, and People Who Don't Suck]

[Have a video of a really happy looking Kuukaku outside of her house, grinning in that self-satisfied way that only Kuukaku can.]

Hey! I was really drunk the other night and had a great idea! I changed the statues!

[Swing out to point at the Shiba Manor, flanked on each side by the statue of a shark and a T-Rex on the other.]

Cool, huh?

By the way, the heating/cooling units are done! Whoever ordered some, come pick them up.

((ooc: She's secretly happy that nobody remembered her birthday (she doesnt know about the Hitsugaya Rescue) so she got blitzed. This is the result.))


Sep. 29th, 2009 08:21 am
skycrane: (WTFITS Charles?)
Ganju, Yoruichi, Kisuke...not a word.

Not a word outta none of you!

[Grumpy Shiba-san is grumpy and doesn't want to be reminded about her birthday, kthnx]


Sep. 15th, 2009 12:20 am
skycrane: (Default)
[Filtered to Seireitei and her Allies - Video Post]

[Have a smiling, excited Kuukaku leaning down and grinning at the screen. Genuinely pleased and maybe just a touch smug and self-satisfied. Pulling back, she turns the camera towards two little boxes, identical and no less than a foot by foot big. Each side is slotted like a ventilation grate and the top has a glass-like panel.]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am a mother fucking genius!

[Camera pans back to her, held so one can see her place a hand on one box, atop the glass plate. The box glows slightly before she pulls her hand away and she presses a button. The insides of the box begin to glow a soft red and there's a whirring sound. The observant see the air around the slots on the box suddenly ripple with expelled heat. Her hand rests on the other one and this glows blue within and one assumes that this one is expelling cold air.]

Pretty fucking neat, huh?


Sep. 1st, 2009 09:28 am
skycrane: (Fly Through Heaven)
[Filtered to All Friendlies, that meaning [Family], [Friends] and [Gotei Allied (except you Kurotsuchis)]

Hakyoku Kiseki's gone. However, she did manage to leave me a note on my phone. (Some kind of voice message - how did my zanpakutou become so much better with this thing than I have?)

The short and the dirty is that the zanpakutou got a talk with Shinsou about "going home" and regaining their powers. Some took the opportunity, some didn't for various reasons. All I know is that leaving means they're separated from us forever. At least thats what Shinsou told her.

(Kira-taichou? She also mentioned something about you giving Wabisuke more hugs. I dunno what that means, its Hakyoku.)

I'd like to take the chance to remind everyone that though losing our zanpakutou is hard, devastating, this is no time to fall the fuck apart. If the last 80 years of my life taught me anything, it taught me how to be ambidextrous and that we have more available to us than our zanpakutou. We have kidou, hakuda and base zanjutsu. Take this time to hone your other skills, give yourself something to focus on (besides paperwork) and keep growing strong. 

So don't fuck around!

[Private to Renji]

Still up for those zanjutsu lessons when you get back?

skycrane: (Fly Through Heaven)
[Filtered to all Zanpakutou, except Shinsou, Kyoka Suigetsu, and Suzumushi.] 

Those among you who are following Shinsou, do you do so out of vindictiveness against your shinigami or do you feel that it is our duty to return to our former selves to continue to serve our purpose?

Those among you who are staying, do you fear leaving your shinigami alone, or do you do so because you fear what is becoming of us?

I'm merely curious.


Aug. 5th, 2009 06:34 am
skycrane: (Default)
[Filtered to: The Family, Friends, and Members of Seireitei That Are Not Named Kurotsuchi]

So. I would like to remind you all that my house is underground, so its nice and cool right now. I also have this nifty lake in my backyard thats got a nice little ramp made for diving off of. I also have plenty of booze from the party (you people disappointed me!) that's nice and chilled in the basement.

In other words, come visit me, damnit. Nobody's going out so nobody's wanting fireworks, so I've got nothing to do but to shunpo around in this heat and practice kidou. I mean, I don't know how to entice you people more except to offer free hookers in the deal as well. And candy. Hookers and candy, damnit, don't make me get them.


And Hakyoku wants to meet some shinigami and some zanpakutou "while everyone is being social for once" according to her. She only looks like she's half demon, I promise.

[ooc: Dont mind me, noisy Kuukaku muse and just wanting to show off new icons~]


Jul. 30th, 2009 03:26 am
skycrane: (Idiots Say the Damnest Things)
[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]

Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~

Its been so long since any of us have been able to communicate with each other like this. Sebonzakura-kun, Benihime-chan, I so missed you two! Its been so quiet since Nejibana-kun left, has it not? I missed my Kyokotsu-chan and my Kotowari-kuns as well! While we are in this predicament, we should make the most of it  and get together~! 

And to all the other zanpakutou brothers and sisters out there, I would love to see you, too~! I'd love to hear from you all, I know some of you have opposible thumbs~~~!

[Voice Edit by Kuukaku]

What are you...? Give me that! How the hell did you get this in the first place?!

While you were sleeeeeping~!

Oh damnit....

[After the posting of this entry, it gets locked under a Bananafilter so damn fast.]


Jul. 28th, 2009 12:55 am
skycrane: (Where's All the Sake Gone?)
[Private to Ichigo, Renji, Rukia, Shinji, Isshin, Ganju and all Gotei Captains and Vice-Captains.]

Umm, yeah.

If any of you guys hear something about a hollow attack in the 30s...that was me. Or my zanpakutou that is. Hakyoku kinda manifested out of nowhere and she says she can't go back into the blade.

What the hell's going on here?!


Jul. 26th, 2009 01:18 am
skycrane: (Default)
[Private to Ganju]

Who is this Aseyagawa guy and what did you do to him?


Jul. 20th, 2009 08:53 pm
skycrane: (Smiling)
[Filtered to Ichigo, Rukia, Ganju, Renji, Shinji, Yoruichi, and Urahara]

I moved the house - we're outside Northern Rukongai, Twenty Seventh District. Still have the flower baskets. Lot fucking cooler up here, too, and there's a lake real close by. Am I smart or what?


To whoever left their underwear in my kitchen during the party:

You're not funny, motherfucker. I will find you and make you eat your own weeks-old fundoshi with wasabi. I know who you are, too. 


Jul. 16th, 2009 03:45 pm
skycrane: (Cloaks Make Everyone Cooler)

[Ichigo Party Filter + Ichigo]

Thanks to everyone who came out to the party! Glad everyone had a good time and enjoyed the fireworks. Also, thanks on not being bastards and cleaning up after yourselves.

By the way: a lot of people left some stuff. Sunglasses, wallets, etc. If you think you lost something, leave me a message here with a filter.

[Filtered to Ichigo]

Hope you enjoyed the party, cousin. Totally worth the month or so of secrecy to see your face!

[Filtered to Ukitake]

I need to talk to you about some... stuff.

[Filtered to Shinji]

So... yeah. How're you doing? We cleared about two and a half kegs the other night I think.

...you free some day soon?

[Filtered to Isshin]

I sent him back to Seireitei only a bit drunk. You happy, sonofabitch?

[Filtered to Yoruichi and Rukia]

Spar? I'm bored of just doing shunpo practice here.


Jul. 7th, 2009 09:54 am
skycrane: (Looking Official!)
[Ichigo Party Filter is go]

This is the last day to RSVP for the party folks.

To reiterate:

-Zanpakutou are to be peacebound.
-No fighting
-Clean up after yourselves
-Be here at sundown
-No fighting
-Fireworks at midnight
-Try to suppress your reiatsu til Ichigo gets here.
-No. Goddamned. Fighting.
-Bring whatever food or drinks you want, but all alcohol will be subject to my strict approval.

My house is located five kilometers outside the edge of Southern Rukongai. There will be escorts to show you the way to the house at the edge of the district, they'll be riding boars
Filtered to Ukitake-soutaichou )

[ooc: Holy hell, eljay, what did you do to my formatting? ;_;]


Jun. 28th, 2009 08:04 pm
skycrane: (Default)
[This is a most cavalier attempt to get people's minds on something besides the obvious.]

[Ichigo Party Filter is On]

So, as many have pointed out (again and again), all the Captain's leaving Seireitei at once is gonna be an issue. So the solution I came up with is a rotation. You have a time slot that you can come out, hang out and chat with the birthday boy, grab a few drinks and food and be on your way back in a few hours. Sounds good, right?

So, Captains... who all is coming and what time slot would you prefer from a 8:00pm to a 6:00am schedule?


Jun. 25th, 2009 10:52 pm
skycrane: (Looking Back)
[Meant to be Private, but instead is left as a Friends-Only filter]

I'm kinda shocked about hearing about Inoue-san. I mean, it was only a few days ago when she healed up my arm and all. Damnit, she was a nice girl, real sweetheart. Sincere too, not a lot of people like that left in this world or the others.

I think I'm more bothered by the fact that I was probably the last person she ever used her powers on before her death. More bothered by the fact that a Hollow was just... there at the right time to swallow her up. Even if she was freshly dead, she would still have her powers, right? There's no way that a garden-variety Hollow got her. That shit is more on my mind than her actual death.

Yeah, I know that makes me a shitty person, but I can't help it. I wasnt as close to her as any of the others, but... I owed her big time. There's no way you just walk away from a person that just completely changed your life like that. I really wanted to return the favor somehow, but now I dont get to pay back the favor and that really bothers me.

Ichigo said she was buried in Inuzuri. Really Ichigo? Inuzuri? Forests for miles around here and you bury her in a slum like that? I think I'm gonna go for a walk. Bring her a little sake, even if she wasnt a drinker. I just feel itchy by not paying some respects.

I think I'll go visit Kaien too, bring him a bottle of that god-awful beer he loved. Him and Miyako.

Goddamnit, the shit never stops, does it?


Jun. 21st, 2009 08:16 pm
skycrane: (Cloaks Make Everyone Cooler)
[Filtered FROM Ichigo, Aizen and Associates, and all Espada, completely and utterly unhackable]

This message beeps at you most insistently )

Rukia, Renji, Chad, and Orihime )


ooc: It should be noted that any individual characters not posting to this entry will be considered not on the guest list. I know its a pain, but please make a small entry with each character you plan on bringing.


Jun. 21st, 2009 04:33 pm
skycrane: (Default)
[The following is a voice message]

Hmm, lets see if this works.

I'm looking for an Inoue Orihime. I need to speak to you as soon as possible.


The message ends as quickly as it began. Seems at least Kuukaku understands voicemail now.


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